"I did not intend to get this drunk"

Me everytime I drink (via upperslut)

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rapunzelie:

urukohai:

punk-roque:

tbh i think straight girls appreciate girls more than straight boys do

we’re the ones that have sex with them so i think that’s unlikely

1. Straight men are not the only people having sex with women
2. I got some fascinating news to tell you about the disappointing nature of most straight men in bed
3. Fucking women doesn’t mean you appreciate them as people, not in the slightest

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  • week 1 of friendship: this is a cool person
  • week 30 of friendship: this is a gay egg

communistbakery:

i’ve disappointed my entire family but at least i didn’t drop the first iphone 6

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