mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

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spork:

Bad credit? No credit? First time buyer? First time baby? No legs? 8 legs? You a spider? Are you a Spider trying to buy a house?

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officialannakendrick:

sextronautt:

y’all react to the word sex the way dogs react to the word walk

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"Your eyebrows are sisters, not twins."

The most comforting beauty advice I’ve ever been given. (via cinniie)

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